Noah Has the biggest dick ever, and is straight as hell. He is very edgy and funny. He's loyal and not a fuckboy. He is italian and the best friend. He is the baddest nigga alive...
Guy: Is that Noah?
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga
by Lickyletippy December 24, 2019
Get the Noahmug. 
Noah is a tall guy. Like, insanely tall. It pretty much makes up his entire personality. He clearly plays basketball, but he isn't a jock. He tends to be a bit of a nerd, and usually wears big bulky glasses. Despite these flaws, he's a great friend, and fun to hang out with.
by Zappo2000 January 12, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Example 1:
Jessica: omg look at Noah
May: I know hes so fit
Example 2:
Ryan: noah is so funny
Jeff: I know right
Jessica: omg look at Noah
May: I know hes so fit
Example 2:
Ryan: noah is so funny
Jeff: I know right
by Joemamma690145 November 23, 2021
Get the Noahmug. someone that wears a red leather like star lord jacket that likes to change things last minute and not pay his taxes and rides around in his BMW I8
by ilikemakingmememms March 10, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.
by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019
Get the Noahmug.