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Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.
Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
Noah by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020
he went to nationals in his elementary school chess game. that's it.
Noah also attended table tennis.
noah by peoplecallmemiaitssad January 1, 2021
Noah is a tall guy. Like, insanely tall. It pretty much makes up his entire personality. He clearly plays basketball, but he isn't a jock. He tends to be a bit of a nerd, and usually wears big bulky glasses. Despite these flaws, he's a great friend, and fun to hang out with.
Wow Noah, how tall ARE you? Do you play basketball?
Noah by Zappo2000 January 12, 2021
noah by urnannoah March 1, 2021
He is hot. That’s is all
Girl 1: “Noah is so hot”
Girl 2: “Yeah I want to fuck him”
Noah by Urdadishomogay69 May 4, 2021
All Noah's are fit and funny
Very sexy
Get all the girls

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And GREAT in bed
Example 1:
Jessica: omg look at Noah

May: I know hes so fit
Example 2:
Ryan: noah is so funny
Jeff: I know right
Noah by Joemamma690145 November 23, 2021