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Jacob muse

The act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of fucking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a bitch
Sam: Yo how did it go with Liz last night!?
Jacob: We didn't do anything man I was too nervous and was shaking badly
Sam: Dude you pulled a Jacob Muse!

Liz: "Do you wanna join my cats and watch him fuck me?"
Sam: "Nah man it won't happen, he's going to pull a jacob muse"
by XXvV December 6, 2016
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muench

someone who knows how to handle their alcohol and is over all a cutiepie
That muench can handle his booze
by Trevor Forever November 27, 2007
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Muselk

A Overwatch/TF2 YouTuber that also plays different games. On his primary channel, his main videos are Fortnite or Overwatch. He previously mained TF2 for a long time. Then he switched over to Overwatch then to Fortnite. On his secondary YouTube Channel, "MoreMuselk" his main source of content is TF2. He's also an Australian Male.
"Hey man, have you seen Muselk's recent video?"
"I unsubbed from Muselk because he switched to Overwatch.
"I LOVE MUSELK!"
by SpahStudios May 31, 2018
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MUSES Syndrome

aka Multi-Sensory Sensitivity,

= chronic syndrome characterized by hyper- and/or hypo sensitivity affecting at least 4 of the 5 primary senses (smell, vision, hearing, taste and touch) and 4 of the 5 secondary senses (balance/movement, physical pain, emotional stress, temperature, and electromagnetic fields).

Caused exclusively by chronic carbon monoxide poisoning, although commonly not recognized. Misdiagnosed in 19th century as neurasthenia and hysteria and in the 20th century as chronic fatigue syndrome, fibromyalgia and multiple chemical sensitivity.
In "Fall of the House of Usher," Poe describes a textbook case of MUSES syndrome in Roderick Usher, who

"suffered much from a morbid acuteness of the senses:
insipid food was alone endurable, he could wear only garments of certain texture, the odors of all flowers were oppressive, his eyes were tortured by even a faint light, and there were but peculiar sounds, and these from stringed instruments, which did not inspire him with horror."
by HOHOHOCO November 19, 2010
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Museophreniac

A museophreniac is an individual suffering from museophrenia, a type of recurring delusional disorder in which the affected person believes that the band Muse is very talented.
"Dude, this chick I'm seeing is iceberg-melting hot, but she listens to Muse all day and all night and talks about how they invented classical music and other bogus shit."

"A museophreniac! Dump her ass before you get it too! There's no cure!"
by hipster_of_the_month May 23, 2013
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MUSE

MUSE = Music Usually Sung for the Educateds

in plain words for those who first hear/come across this word - YOU ARE STILL A FOOL TILL YOU LISTEN TO MUSE!!!

upon listening to MUSE, your lives will never be the same. the music is nerve wrecking, the lyrics are thought provoking. Matt B and Co. want their fans to think critically, to challenge oneselves, to not waste our time, to give our best, to change the world, to fight for our rights, to pursue for the betterment of human beings.

MUSE is a new religion for those who worship Mat B and Co. as Gods.

MUSE is a new world order for those who relate the lyrics close to the politics at home.

MUSE for LIFE!!!
What a MUSE they are.

They ARE indeed MUSE.

That MUSE are unusually humane. wait, they cant be human right?
by MUSEworshipper March 21, 2010
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muse

A Good Band, thats good live, taht some luckey gits get away with getting seated tickets, but are masters at stealth :P
Person1: i seen muse with my mates yesterday,
was ment to b seating but snuck in to standing
Person2: BASTERED
by The King April 1, 2005
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