coke mule

1. A person who transports cocaine within their own body.
2. Being worked very hard and normally seeing little reward for your work.
3. Someone who you have control over (see bitch).

1. That coke mule had half a kilo in their ass.
2. My boss was running me like a coke mule today.
3. Bob is my coke mule.

by Izzak August 8, 2006

Burning a mule

The act of taking a steamy dump....

Mark went to hand in his form, but HR was out burning a mule.

by Katelynne81 November 18, 2005

Vomit Mule

An artist who tries to pass off their poor quality work as conceptual art.

Did you see Kanye West’s new music video Bound 2?
I did! He’s such a Vomit Mule.

by MassmanExtreme November 20, 2013

Burn a Mule

The act of taking a dump

John will be back shortly, he had to go Burn a Mule

by David Scott January 16, 2004

eat that mule shit

The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days.

I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

candy mule

Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.

Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.

by dungpow August 18, 2010

Mermaid Mule

A delicious alcoholic beverage of clear Puerto Rican rum, ginger beer, lime juice, a dash of orange bitters, and enough blue curaçao to make the beverage electric blue. Served in a clear glass. Concoction created in Novato, CA by The Duchess Mermaid along with Jaqueline, an amazing bartendress.

A mermaid walks into a bar.
“I’ll have a Mermaid Mule, please.”

by DuchessMermaid July 9, 2019