(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
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A reason why employees across the world don't work any harder. If somebody works as hard as they can, they don't get paid another dime. It's a problem of motivation.
Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?
by Office Space Rules December 3, 2009
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Get the Motion Sick mug.A terrorist of new era,always proclaims as a Hindu which he is not and goes to any extent to prove his point.( even killing)
Never argue with a Modibian, he will bring you to his level and kill you with his religious extremities
by RationalistHindu December 6, 2018
Get the Modibian mug.Term (usu. slightly derogatory) for a person of African-American descent. Stems from back in the day of plantations where slaves used to ask their masters, "Mo' tea, suh?"
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Get the Motisa mug.A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.
The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"
Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012
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