Tandoori Miracle

When Indian food finds you once it knows you are ready for it.

Viji's randomly delivered to my house last night, it was a tandoori miracle!

by Tandoori Miracle October 9, 2014

Miracle Whip

The female equivalent of "duck butter," which is the filmy, pungent sweat that forms between the genitals and the bunghole in the area referred to as the gup or the taint. Can become particularly thick and stinky in during hot weather, or after days not bathing.

I wanted to dine at the Y, but after a hot day she had a dab of the miracle whip going on down below.

by Philboyd Studge July 13, 2015

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

miracle whip

When a girl give you a blowjob while she still has cum in her mouth

"Mary gave me a miracle whip last night."

by Meyamochan December 19, 2015

miracle whip

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.

Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together

by frankie Jay January 3, 2008

Miracle Musical

best fucking music anyone's ever heard like holy shit how do you hear these songs and not begin miracle musicaling all over the place
it's a side project of joe hawley, fun fact about miracle musical the mind electric was originally for tally hall but was scrapped. also a lot of the tally hall members are also part of miracle musical don't know if they kept it coming back though

guy 1: " it feels like flying but maybe we're dying "
guy 2: " hey did you know that song's 7 minutes long and it's by ミラクルミュージカル also known as miracle musical? "
guy 1: " ... "

by it's now and never a reverie e September 18, 2023

miracle boner

A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.

John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.

by SALUKIDUO April 22, 2011