Toxic Fake metalhead

A picky person who argues people about true metal and false metal

Toxic Fake Metalhead: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, SLIPKNOT, AND OTHER NU METAL, DEATHCORE AND METALCORE BANDS ARE FAKE

True metal fans: Are you sure about it

by Alex aka Aquatic F0xy June 27, 2021

frustrated metalhead

a metalhead who has been frustrated by something or another. given the violent nature of metalheads, such a person should be avoided.

frustrated metalhead: GHAGHRGHHHHHHHH
people: well now. i'd best avoid THAT person.

by alex blows goats August 24, 2003

american metalhead

London Kats. the Almighty American metal head, loves metal and is American

I am a awesome American metalhead like the Almighty Lord London, I love metal and rock

by LordKats January 11, 2019

nu metalhead

A normal term for someone who likes nu metal to whatever kind of extent.

Types of nu metalheads:
1). The basic: "Y'all...this new Korn CD goes fuckin' hard..."
2). The slightly extra extreme fan: "Hell yeah! New Slipknot shit!"
3). The crack baby: (at Woodstock '99) "LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT!" {notices woman on-stage} "SHOW YOUR TITS!"
4). The opposer (not really a nu metalhead but whatever lmao): "uuUGghHhh...FUCK Fred Durst and his faggoty ass rapping! I'd rather shove my cock into a blender than listen to that dogshit!"
5). The enjoyer: "Hey, this is really good! I wonder if they have more songs..."

Craig: "New Korn CD dropped...I'm out for that shit."
Rosanna: "New Korn CD?!"
Brady: *impatiently waiting for Rosanna to show her breasts*
Paul: No, GO FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT POP ROCK DOGSHIT.
Tyler: Shut up, Paul. If it's good, it's good.

In order, Craig is an ordinary nu metalhead, Rosanna is slightly more hardcore, Brady is the crack baby from Woodstock '99, Paul is the opposer (or elitist, fuck knows), and Tyler is just an enjoyer who doesn't give a single shit about what's playing.

by 7568ino November 16, 2023

meathead wagon

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

meathead

An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

by BONE May 3, 2003

Metal Head

A metal Head is anyone who listens to, and loves metal music. Sub-genres are not a factor. Clothing is not a factor. Whether you hate everything is not a factor. Whether you just like the older metal bands, or the newer ones doesn't matter either. To be a fucking metal head, all you have to fucking do is love metal music. Thats fucking it.

Me: i fucking love metal!
Someone else: he's a metal head!

by 56yhjf December 9, 2008