messipe

a recipe for for disaster, a train wreck waiting to happen!

A girl walks down the street in a white shirt with no bra on when the forecast calls for heavy rain. That's a messipe!

by bkeitel May 8, 2008

massive gay retard

someone who is an absolute fucking idiot, an actual brainlet.

a cute lil nickname for your friend

A: (did sumn wrong like a libtard)
B: omg you massive gay retard it’s not that one it’s the other one
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A : yo it’s my bday
B: ayyy happy birthday you massive gay retard!!!

by liviyuh May 15, 2020

massive simp

michael boulet

michael is a massive simp

by luciclovesyou69 November 5, 2020

Messier

He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.

Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy

by incognitoos November 22, 2021

Massive Maud

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.

So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?

by dicktobert March 6, 2023

biggest massive

Used to describe anything you want, just for dramatic effect.

person1: Oh my god right, i saw this man today and he had the BIGGEST MASSIVE mustache i'd ever seen!
Person2 : Shit man!

by biggestmassive August 3, 2009

JBC Massive

A small group of individuals that are located at a computer training course in Leicester. They are owned and ran by a notorius individual who runs leicesters criminal underground. They are also rvials with another computer training course, called Zenos. FUCK ZENOS!

FUCK ZENOS, JBC Massive be the place to be!

by JBCMASSIVE June 30, 2011