martha

she is perfction and ah true hearted thing, she'll stalk your home just to give you food cause she knows your broke and starving😡 appreciate her she could die any second😡

bob: hey u know martha right
me: yes that beast yea shes ah real animal huh😩😫shes so perfect and amazingly spectacular 🤍🤍🤍

by old creepy rats🙄 March 5, 2021

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009

mississippi meathead

When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it

That guy at the butcher shop is a Mississippi meathead

by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017

Hobo Merch

Clothes from the thrift shop

I just got maddd hobo merch from the thrift shop

by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019

big martha

like a vagina, like a fatass coochie🫦

damn i just shaved BIG MARTHA

by baby shawty July 4, 2023

Sneaky Aunt Martha

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.

My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.

by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018