merkin

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

by SWMD August 6, 2004

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

merkin

A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.

Set us that merkin, will you?

by DrummerJonny August 14, 2007

metraki

Conducting sexual intercourse with fat people

"Dude, Ivan loves metraki"

by shalinkar November 25, 2005

Merkin Zombs

The act of having sexual relations with members of the opposite sex.

Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.

by Field Of Dreamz February 22, 2011

merkin

pussy wig.

that girl was showing off her merkin at the strip club last night.

by heygirl2 October 15, 2014

meråker

Meråker syndrom is the worst city in Norway, you can die if you go there! Because you will get the Meråker syndrome.

Meråker Being defined
Thomas: should I go to Meråke? What is Meråk?
Meråk person: kill yoursalf what ar you doing? Don't come here I'll bite you!
Thomas: I'm sorry I guess I'll just stay away from the syndrome :)

by Meråker July 26, 2017