When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.
Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
“I had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! ”
by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009
Get the Crotch Meeting mug.1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.
2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.
First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.
2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.
First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.
President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.
Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?
Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?
by KeenJane August 11, 2009
Get the Special Meeting of the Government mug.in the movie "O'Brothere Where Art Thou?," there is a clan meeting towards the end where the KKK is dancing.
by joooliiiiaaaa September 3, 2008
Get the clan meeting mug.an unnecessary exercise in bullshit and stupidity, usually brought on by others to make themselves look important and productive.
-how was your meeting today?
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.
by chadski nova August 2, 2006
Get the meeting mug.I am going to be late to work today. I have a very big business meeting to attend to before I leave.
by DC Drew June 29, 2006
Get the business meeting mug.In a group meeting, the attendee with whom the meeting leader establishes and maintains eye contact. The speaker presents all information directly to that attendee. Causes include:
- attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.
The meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. This quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.
- attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.
The meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. This quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.
Travis: "GAWD I hate going to Slate's meetings."
Troy: "Dude - were you the meeting muse again?"
Travis: "Yes, dammit. I couldn't check email, do Facebook, even look down at my phone. I'm so behind now."
Troy: "Dude - were you the meeting muse again?"
Travis: "Yes, dammit. I couldn't check email, do Facebook, even look down at my phone. I'm so behind now."
by shelmac April 20, 2009
Get the meeting muse mug.When a female snorts a line of cum, as if she was snorting a line of cocaine.
To snort cum with a funneled object up your nose.
To snort cum with a funneled object up your nose.
by Koston June 16, 2007
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