Maxwell Heights Secondary School

maxwell is a school full of a bunch of pot heads, vape gods and alcoholics. you go to maxwell if you want to become a different person.

Maxwell is mostly ngp and trudeau dick heads:)))) it’s mostly white people and a very large black people group.

Kevin: yo do u go to maxwell?
Jacob: yeah i go to maxwell heights secondary school i got fucked last weekend because i’m special needs

by VenomOfSeas November 21, 2019

Maxwell

He might be smart, or might be an amazing fellow. Who knows, but he's the most relatable nigga i know

Guy: i love maxwell
maxwell: love you too, my nigga😎

by Wuhan_saviour September 18, 2025

Maxwell

Absolutely the worst person you will ever meet he thinks he is better than everyone and always wears a baseball cap, he is just the worst.

Here comes maxwell, do not engage.

by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 18, 2024

Maxwell

Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.

Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!

by FlappyPappy December 5, 2020

maxwell

A male who likes to suck dick and lick ass

He would lowkey not mind getting pegged for a dollar

Chad: Did you see maxwell, he sucked my dick yesterday
Maxwell: D-did you guys talk about m-me?
Everyone: Shut up maxwell

by maxwellwuhater May 25, 2021

Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023

Maxwell

Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.

Wow I didn't know he was such a Maxwell

by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023