MUSER

GAY

yo dad lesbian and yo mom muser

by PHAKTIMAN December 21, 2018

Maserati MC12

The Walmart Ferrari Enzo Ferrari

I was in first place the whole race until some bitchin Maserati MC12 cut me at the very end

by Bravo Bickham March 23, 2021

optic maser array

the super powerfull laser gun use in ratchet and clank size matters. it is fully up graded and has the ability to be modded. it is also cappable of giving haircuts pleasuring MILFS and destroying earth as we knoow it. the optic maser array is also used to describe and overkill so overkill that only ninjas and the guy from ask a ninja can see without their heads compleatly re arranging the evoloutionary cycly

"zomfg! dood u just fukin optic maser arrayed that nubcake!!!!"

by Dragon5 October 20, 2007

Mauvery

A person with black skin.

Look at the Mauvery over there waiting for the bus.

by catlady12 January 26, 2011

mighty-mouser

someone who works REALLY hard and deserves a break because they deal with shit during the school year, as well as the summer, and even with everything that is going on, STILL manages 2 kick major ass in everything she does because she is just that FUCKING MARVELOUS! =)

a mighty-mouser is someone like jenny...who is the bestest weenie in the world!!!

by mighty-mouser September 1, 2006

Post Midnight Muser

Any of the 10 crazy fans (Katie, Cathryn, Alana, Cal, John, Kent, Jen, Nick, Nicole, & Zina) who stayed after the Strand gig on April 16th, 2004 until well past three in the morning. They chatted it up with Dom and Chris, almost made it into the club with aforementioned, sat near the tires to stay warm, and were served coffee (with *sugarcubes), Hershey's kisses, and crisps by the infamous Tom Kirk. May they never forget the ties that bind them.

Oi! Tom! Remember me? I'm one of that crazy lot that wouldn't leave after Providence! I'm a Post Midnight Muser!

by Istya June 28, 2004

stalk mauler

A chronic masturbater, possibly another term for wanker

If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"

by Mago October 7, 2006