Mathgasm

an outburst caused by excitement over math problems.

"aaaaahahhhhahhhhhaaa! BONUS POINT!" said miss hitcho
"she's having a mathgasm again" said student

by Man Chow March 27, 2008

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

mathijs

A really cool guy who doesn't play tennis.

Let's not play tennis with Mathijs, he doesn't play it.

by horselover2006 July 17, 2017

Mathia

When someone corrects every single wrong math equation he sees, he/she is a member of the Mathia. The word itself is a combination of Math, and Mafia. They are basically Grammar nazi's, but with math instead of grammar. The word originates from a dutch kid named Jeroen (me), who came up with the word during a math class, and is now trying to spread it across the internet.

Person 1: 1+1=3
Member of the Mathia: Wrong, 1+1=2
Person a: Dude, you don't have to correct evrybody on their math. What are you, a member of the Mathia?

by Nixel October 1, 2014

Mathis

A guy who is very loving and caring, he loves to be around friends but Also likes to be alone. He is the tall guy of the group, he is always there for those who needs him. He can cook a great big meal, dessert and everything. He will always listen to you talk 24/7. He is a very very nice guy with a great personality

"He looks like a Mathis!"
"Why?"
"He’s cute and adorable”

by Luca-deluca November 28, 2020

Matthias

Matthias is a name give to a kid that is going to grow up and be a total pimp/playa.
cops have tried to got rid of the name Matthias so that there wont be as many pimps in bigger cities.Most people names Matthias are Nice, funny and over all a good guy.

"Matthias is a total stud"

by Billybobthortonjimbob October 24, 2008

Matias

absolute chad who should switch seats with Anni

Matias should switch seats with Anni

by ääööää October 21, 2019