Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023
Get the Masonmug. A blonde white kid with blue/green eyes and purple dye in the front. He is 4'8" and skateboards. His skateboard size is 8.0. He has red converse. He plays drums in a band called Freakout!. He also plays guitar, tenor saxophone, and piano. He also loves drawing anime and hentai. His favorite band is Slipknot. He loves heavy metal, punk, and grunge. He is a little snacc. He also has a hot friend named dylan. Their bros and have beat eachothers asses but would definitley kill for eachother.
Mason is a little sexy thang.
by jyrjhet.com November 3, 2019
Get the Masonmug. by addy_who? May 17, 2022
Get the masonmug. by uwutism January 15, 2020
Get the ThE MasoNmug. The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you
Dude i masoned her last night
by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019
Get the Masonedmug. Masonism (ma-ay-son-is-um) is the worship of any creature bestowed with the title "Mason" though masonism is more commonly used when referring to the worship of any human being that was bestowed the name Mason
"They engage in masonism!"
by That Cl0sted Kid March 19, 2023
Get the Masonismmug. 