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2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.
He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.
by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021
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Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.
Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!
by AndrewMartini June 24, 2008
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Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.
I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.
by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016
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Columbia Martini

Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)
by Keldy January 15, 2020
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Martini Fartini

Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.

Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.

He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.

He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.

xoxo - Meep

Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"

Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
by Spubert June 2, 2025
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K Martini

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71
by JJRedneck May 1, 2025
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