Martin likes guys and one of the guys he likes is Eric when he is close to Eric he says you have a really big dick fuck me daddy and Eric did when they were fucking he says faster harder daddy
by rosalesedgar190 December 5, 2018
Guy 1: Oh no its martin run the big gay!
Guy 2: I'll save you!
Guy 2: *Dies of big gay ligma*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Despacito Aiden Ly
Guy 1:Alexa play despacito
Alexa: Ok Luis fonsi
Guy 2: I'll save you!
Guy 2: *Dies of big gay ligma*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Despacito Aiden Ly
Guy 1:Alexa play despacito
Alexa: Ok Luis fonsi
by BigNigga99 July 28, 2018
A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!
by Teagan is swag December 13, 2018
A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010
The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.
I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?
by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020
When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008
A boy who often fails to see how great he is. Martins are wonderful, nice, caring guys, who need to have more confidence in how great they are!
Girl #1: Oh look, there goes Martin.
Girl #2: Man, I like him a lot, but I don't think he even realizes it because he's such a martin!
Girl #2: Man, I like him a lot, but I don't think he even realizes it because he's such a martin!
by go4itMr February 4, 2010