marriedtoscarletdrilling

A tiktok username dedicated to a very pretty girl. she's also a amazing shifttok creator

Yea her @ is marriedtoscarletdrilling

by scarf.malfoy May 5, 2022

Married

Well, if it was as easy as throwing myself at a fat cock I'd be married too.

Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.

Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024

Married at 18

(Alcohol)
A very weak alcoholic beverage made more for taste than for getting drunk.

Different from a Virgin drink that has no alcohol.

“This drink isn’t a virgin, but definitely married at 18.”

by Golden Bear 42 December 28, 2025

Biffle Married

Biffle Married is simply the marriage between two best friends. ie. Starsky and Hutch, Harold and Kumar, Chewy and Han. Can also happen bteween opposite sex's.

"yo, they bangin?

Nah Man, they biffle married."

by cleverman1 June 11, 2012

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!

"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."

by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019