Mark is possibly the most attractive form of energy ever formed. While at first glance he may appear to be an illusion; a vision of God radiating heat waves, he is a mere mortal like the general population.
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
-Girl says- "my panties are getting we" then Mark is close by.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
by The pretender! November 12, 2018
Get the Markmug. Marks is a type of teacher who doesn't teach, instead she has you take notes, and then have you take a test for 100 points that had nothing to do with what she had you take notes about. as if that wasn't bad enough, she will also use a straw, jam it down your urethra and use succ to succ your chromosomes out.
by CentIIX April 15, 2019
Get the Marksmug. A total car geek. Knows the ins and outs of cars . But somehow he manages to be a horrible student at school. He is very technically enhanced. He will whoop ur ass in a heart beat. Someone who is very underrated when it comes to his ability to fight but when you push his buttons he lets out a whole different beast. He is also hot af.
Yo mark did u see my new car
Yeah man it has a sr20 motor, Torsen diff, etc...
Yo mark I can whoop your ass
Try me
(Mark kicks his ass)
Yeah man it has a sr20 motor, Torsen diff, etc...
Yo mark I can whoop your ass
Try me
(Mark kicks his ass)
by NoCap🚫🧢 March 31, 2019
Get the Markmug. Has they biggiest dick, the best person to be around. Very funny, great personality, great looks, very loyal
Mark has a big cock!
by Ya boi big dix October 21, 2017
Get the Markmug. Mark's the kinda guy that acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely fucks. but once you get to know him as a friend and as a bro, he definitely acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely does not fuck.
by pjdaddy August 28, 2018
Get the Markmug. A liar and a cheater. He will manipulate you and he will stab you in the back. He is not to be trusted.
-Mark is evil.
-True that.
-True that.
by cutiepiewatermelonface January 1, 2012
Get the Markmug. by anewname March 18, 2009
Get the Markmug.