Mario 

The most desperate plumber on the face of the earth, as of the 80s. Chases after a princess who doesn't even know he exists and still shares a bunk bed with his brother. Code for a desperate MOFO.

Dude. Don't be a Mario, OK?

Mario by BabydollDame22 June 7, 2017

Mario 

The fattest person on earth.

Mario is so fucking obese.

Mario by MarioFat February 27, 2020

Mario 

A a fat fuck with an unusually small penis. Mario normally likes little boys and strokes his very small penis.

You are such a mario.

Mario by karsten1108 January 15, 2018

Mario 

some NIGGER

" HEY YOU KNOW THAT KID MARIO?"
"YA I HEARD HE WAS A REAL NlGGER"

Mario by dankuslord September 14, 2018

Mario 

Tiny penis kid who almost always has a bitchy voice but can control it

Omg is MARIO the tiny dick kid

Mario by Mario González May 26, 2019

Mario 

-a ,,Mario" is a gamer

-a ,,Mario" has a big cock( usally 9-10")

-mostly broken inside or hyperactive

- ,,Go out and don't be Mario''

Mario by xxxpandaxxx January 3, 2017

Mario 

Mario is a strong good-looking boy who has the greatest sexual power. He is tall and stronger than most. His abilities are manipulating people and seducing girls. In addition, he has a perfect body and a positive charisma. He is mysterious and comes either from Italy or from Greece. He is shy to all nice. But you should not provoke him. He is ambitious and protects his friends and family by all means.

Mario is Boss

Mario by Teenager202 January 6, 2017