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asshole maneuver

an asshole maneuver is an action performed by an asshole (person) that directly affects a reciever of the action in a negative way.
Dan- "Shirley didn't even show up to her date with joe."
Mo- "Damn, what an asshole maneuver."
by stephan666 October 19, 2005
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Ellis Maneuver

When you get a girl to like you and agree to go out with you just for you to back out of the relationship like a submissive cuck.
Man you fucked up with Sam, next time don't pull an Ellis Maneuver.
by GANGNOTGANG January 27, 2017
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Hoover Maneuver

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.
Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead.
by On your knees, bitch November 24, 2003
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hynenick maneuver

Leaving an important task till the last mintue usually causing embarrassment.
writing the best mans speech was left till the night before the big day. It was a complete hynenick maneuver
by b-m-g June 13, 2007
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whopper maneuver

The gripping or pinching together of the pussy lips and eating the muff burger.
Alfredo told me of this patented move he likes to do when eating pussy called the whopper maneuver.
by Goldbagger January 19, 2010
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Advanced Maneuvers

Possessing skills in excess of an opponent. Usually used mockingly when one person is deficient in some way and the "advanced maneuvers" are merely average.
"Wow.. I wish I could get all the ladies like that guy."
"Yeah, he's got some advanced maneuvers."
by Thanatos Omega September 19, 2009
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Picard maneuver

What Capt. Picard did to defeate the Ferangi.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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