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Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is suposed to be Harrys nemesis in the Harry Potter series. He comes from one of the most powerfull wizarding families full of slythrins like himself, his family also associates themselves with voldy. He always annoys the golden trio, but only because he dosent have a choice. He was forced by his father to become a deatheater when he was 15. That is if u want a canon definetion.

But if u ask me and any other sane human being, he is the hottest, most handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, talented, fantastic, ambitious, intellegent, attractive, considerate, honourable, loyal, passionate, awesome, excellent, fabulous, incredible, outstanding, wonderful, sexy, seductive, and irresistible person who just wants to be loved. He is speculated to date Harry Potter by many fans, but that isnt true since he is dating me the badest bleep off all. He also uses Dior Sauvage and smells like green appels. He has daddy issues and is probably the most complex caractor from the show. He looks very hot in a black suit. He would definitely never rape/sexually assult anyone, he is not homophobic either and is very secure in his masculinity. He also never bodyshames and even if he hated u he would respect ur pronauns. He's also very horny and good at sex (maybe a bit kinky) he can definitely find the clit unlike Harry Potter himself. He would also be a softie when u were alone, but kind of mean when others are around.
If he was a math equation it would be: Draco Malfoy=Sex god
Loser: Draco Malfoy is mean!?
Me: God this place has gone to the dogs😒
by RailMe September 29, 2020
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Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is actually a very bad character. Most people only love him because he’s hot, like yeah Tom Felton is hot but Draco isn’t. He’s kind of an asshole. He was forced to be a death eater but like no one cares cuz I also have daddy issues but I don’t see no one simping for me. He also said it would be fun to see Hermione Granger get sexually assaulted
“Hey, I just said that it would be fun to see someone get sexually assaulted because my father doesn’t love me
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you
by the official wasp April 10, 2023
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Mumbai Malfoy

when getting a blowjob the male quickly catches the ejaculate and applies it like hair gel on the females hair and styles it to look like Draco Malfoy from the first harry potter movie.
dude, divyas hair was all messed up after she blew me. so i gave her a mumbai malfoy. problem solved!
by bonerpolice1000 April 30, 2023
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Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.
Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.
by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023
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lucius malfoy

have long hair he is selfish and beat up his only child he is a rich mf
person 1: who is lucius malfoy

person 2: he is a rich mf
by wing wing wing November 1, 2019
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draco malfoy

(see Daddy)

basically the slytherin sex god with a hot mom

the slytherin barbie we all love

HE WASN'T EVIL STFU

he had ✨no choice✨
Draco Malfoy is the hottest person alive. Too bad he's fictional.
by samanthamalfoy December 4, 2020
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draco malfoy

A character in the harry potter books/movies

also known as the hottest Slytherin

Popular for his looks
by katara and aagns gifted child December 14, 2020
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