King Minus Touch

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.

Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.

by Legende d'Urban June 8, 2010

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mainstream

CRAPPY MUSIC that goes by the standards and implied guidelines set by other songs that are currently popular.

The only inkling of individuality is either a) the lead singer's voice, or b)the fucking tone of the guitar.
Both of those are still a rarity.

Sometimes, you can define a mainsrteam band by the ranking they are at on the top 40 list, or the iTunes most popular. But not always, because sometimes good indie music is mistakenly put there.

jock: "Dude, I just got this new CD. It's 'American Idiot' man!! I feel so bad-ass! Aren't they awesome, singing about America and shit?!"

smart indie kid: "Fuck man, don't spend money on that mainstream garbage.
Go buy some Pinback."

by Tartar Martyr July 3, 2005

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Minusp

guy who does videos on youtube, and facebook, also did or does blogging on myspace describing his woman conquests.

Hey did you see that video with MinusP on youtube?

by JetMan167 March 20, 2010

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Mainous (may-n-uss)

When a boy takes mayonnaise out of a jar (preferably with the hand) and spreads it in his girl's bum hole. He will then proceed to lick it out of her bum hole.

Dang dude! Last night I gave my girlfriend the best Mainous (may-n-uss) ever!" "did you bring your own mayonnaise?

by Legit-name43 May 10, 2011

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magnus chase

Sassy ass motherfucker who HATES wolves. Also pretty hot. Likes nature. DOESN'T like blue. Honestly he hates blue. Cousin of Annabeth Chase. Pretty chill but little awkward.

Magnus Chase would make way for ducklings.

by Unclerickfuckers January 6, 2017

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