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iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.
There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.
by Zach January 17, 2004
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Maiden Log

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole
by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021
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Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert
by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018
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Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.
I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...
by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020
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maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.
We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.
by poopdag February 17, 2012
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Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020
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Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).
You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.
by |Artemis| June 5, 2022
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