iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004

The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

by the_autism August 17, 2017

Maiden Error

Maiden Error, is a whispered name you hear throughout the work force.

Shit Maiden Error, All those below, come up above please.

by Jo Albert August 15, 2020

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.

We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.

by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020