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to do a magician you need a few things. 1. 3 people one being a girl and yourself and a good frined with equal dick size. 2nd be in a room on the first floor with a good window view. fuck your girl doggy style then switch out with your friend without her knowing he is involved. sneak out of the house and go to the window outside and knock and wave

you guys have the magician and the phantom confused
jenny was confused when she saw the person outside who she thought was fucking her....she thought that he was some kind of magician
by Drinell October 12, 2005
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marijuana cigarette

Harvested buds from GOD's gift to man aka cannabis rolled into paper resulting in a smoking device used to receive this gift. Once the gift is received the recipient is taken to the next level, otherwise known as "a Hole Notha Level".
Ima take it to the HNL, pass that marijuana cigarette!
by Fart Barker February 8, 2009
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Marijuana Overdose

A once-popular misconception held by anti-marijuana advocates, perpetuated by drug dealers and gangsters lacing selling-marijuana with other, more harmful drugs to induce physical addiction in their buyers.

Technically an impossibility, as marijuana does not cause fatal, or even considerable damage in the short term (not counting injuries sustained while under the influence).

Commonly used as an often-misinterperated metaphorical arugment that if you have taken enough of a drug to have gone completely out of your gord, you've taken a "dose" more of it than you should have.
High-Strung Joe- "Stop smokin' that, dude! You're going to have a marijuana overdose, dude! It happened to Crazy Collin after he bought from that toothless dude we found in the sewer! Willie? WILLIE!?"

Willie the Pothead- "I feel sooo relaxed... Like, duuuude... woww... duuuude...."

A Well-Adjusted Pedestrian- "Willie just collapsed and pissed his pants in public: if you ask me, he's already overdosed. Drag him home so he can sleep it off in peace."
by a_voice_of_reason June 29, 2009
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Short Sleeved Magician

From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin

When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.

Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.
Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.

Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.
by gone laggs February 26, 2010
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marijuana

1. A substance on which everyone feels obligated to share his or her opinion

2. A substance which everyone at my high school smokes and talks about at great, great, GREAT length. Seriously.
I personally conduct research on marijuana using legitimate sources, though i do of course appreciate the opinions of the dear users of urbandictionary
by uhhhh someone exciting June 12, 2009
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marijuana minute

when you smoke grass you feel very relaxed, distances seem to be shorter making places and objects seem closer to you than they really are. Also, perception of time is distorted - a span of a few minutes may seem to last for more than an hour or so. But you're feeling so calm and serene you don't really care. One minute under the influence of Mary Jane is a marijuana minute.
At the Pink Floyd concert there was some maximum pot smoking. Jeffrey pulled out a fairly large reefer. Me and him took turns toking. The band kicked into the psychedelic warhorse "Astronomy Domine" which is best described as sounding like "rock'n'rollStar Trek". WOW!
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 10, 2010
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marijuana

n.
Etymology: Mexican Spanish mariguana, marihuana
Date: 1894
1. The dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC (tetrahydrocannabinol - chief intoxicant in marijuana). And are smoked or eaten for their intoxicating effect. The sticky resin of the plant, called hashish, can be used for an even greater sense of euphoria. AKA - pot, weed, Mary Jane, dope, grass, ganja. Nicknames of the actual user – stoner, pot-head, waspoid, wasteoid.
i love waspoids
by WaspoidGroupie January 14, 2004
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