My Dad

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.

"You are acting like my dad "

by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by Ⲕ𝚎րրῑ𝚎 ῑ𝑠 իₐ𝒘ｔ's parents December 26, 2022

My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021