My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

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My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025

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my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

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My Dad

Nonexistent

If you are reading this you are My Dad

by Dantina123456 March 7, 2023

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My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

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