Kate Moss

A model who, contrary to popular belief, is hideous. Her eyes span to about each separate temple, and she makes them worse by caking tons of eye makeup on to EMPHASISE the grotesque things. People around the world find her fabulous, but they're obviously blind.

Idiot: Dude, Kate Moss is sooo hot!

Intelectual: Are you KIDDING ME?! I wouldn't fuck her if you PAYED ME.

by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007

cody moss

is a awesome cool kid that runs stuff (kinda like a boss) and likes to do all sports and is hung unusually well and is a little bit racist

god i wish i could be a cody moss

by just another damn person December 8, 2011

peep the moss

To look or examine a bag of marijuana.

Yo,you gotta peep the moss.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005

twat moss

a fungus in or around a woman's vagina

woman 1-damn, i got a yeast infection
passerby-haha that bitch has twat moss

by nardsackass January 30, 2007

kate moss

One of the ugliest models to ever grace the fashion industry. Kate Moss's coke use was her way of forgetting how ugly she actually was, and hoped no one would blow the whistle on her hideousness which would force her to return all the money she made. Honestly, how the fuck does anyone think this girl is anything special? Everyone in this world is so gay. You could throw feces on the anorexic bitch and the "upper-echelon" goons of our society call it the latest fashion trend and then praise the model, even though she wasn't the one who decided she was literally gonna get shit on in the first place. As silly as that sounds, it's a direct parallel to what actually occurs. What a great society.

Mike: Have you ever noticed that paid models are never really that hot?
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.

by paparazzi July 16, 2006

moss cottage

A euphemistic term for a ladies front bottom

That's a lovely bit o thatch on your moss cottage missus

by sharkez May 23, 2008

Riddick Moss

The Greatest Professional Wrestler of all time, We just don't know it yet

Daniel Bryan is such a Riddick Moss

by G9IQE20 March 23, 2021