Moses Man Tree Bush

Long flowing red pubic hairs that resemble a man's beard on your vagina, or a burning bush. It can glow in the sun, the dark, and sometimes resemble a lawn gnome

"Yo girl, dat be a moses man tree bush all up in dis bizow, shine that all up on me"

by broelle September 13, 2009

Moses Felipe

a fat pervert

"Moses Felipe is a fat pervert"

by monkey car April 10, 2019

Moses Lake Meatloaf

When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.

Bon Appétit

For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.

by Krustee78 August 9, 2019

Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

Moses rape

the opposite of jesus rape only with moses.

if someone is jesus raping you and your jewish you can moses rape them just for kicks.

"stop jesus raping me or ill moses rape you!"

by Samatha12345678901 October 30, 2008

Moses Shopper

When someone wanders through the parking lot for seemingly 40 years trying to find where they parked their car.

That must be a Moses shopper. He was looking for his car when we went into the grocery store half an hour ago.

by Realityman March 19, 2012

Moses turd

A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.

I can’t even use the bathroom because mom left a huge Moses turd.

by SgtSapper May 31, 2019