Hoy Moses

1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.

That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!

by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009

ollie moses

ollie moses is osmosis in disguise he is also ginger

ollie moses is well fit

by masontoon43rawr July 3, 2023

DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."

by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012

Moses Moat

The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.

One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.

by Bad Jew November 30, 2011

Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”

*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”

by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

Karai Moses

1. not caring about what anybody says about her
2. please just leave me alone

Karai Moses is busy right now.

by emo kylie February 18, 2022

Lillian Moses

Badest female to ever live literally. No one can compare to the level of badness she has

Cel: I wish I was as good as Lillian Moses
Everyone to ever live: Your such a silly billy, that's impossible

by Chief Nevercapper October 16, 2018