Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.

Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.

by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016

Natalie Moses

Actually the scariest human to exist. She will fool you with her smile but trust me she will come at you with a knife. Gives off Pennywise vibes. No Cap

Bro 1: Yo wanna go to C4 with Natalie Moses?
Bro 2: Nah bro, she scares the fuck out of me.

by BingPenisEater69 October 20, 2019

The Moses Syndrome

The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.

I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.

by Dr. Slide August 23, 2023

ollie moses

ollie moses is osmosis in disguise he is also ginger

ollie moses is well fit

by masontoon43rawr July 3, 2023

Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”

*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”

by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."

by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012

Lillian Moses

Badest female to ever live literally. No one can compare to the level of badness she has

Cel: I wish I was as good as Lillian Moses
Everyone to ever live: Your such a silly billy, that's impossible

by Chief Nevercapper October 16, 2018