DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."

by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012

Moses Moat

The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.

One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.

by Bad Jew November 30, 2011

Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”

*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”

by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

ollie moses

ollie moses is osmosis in disguise he is also ginger

ollie moses is well fit

by masontoon43rawr July 3, 2023

The Moses Syndrome

The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.

I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.

by Dr. Slide August 23, 2023

Karai Moses

1. not caring about what anybody says about her
2. please just leave me alone

Karai Moses is busy right now.

by emo kylie February 18, 2022

sammy moses

1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person

2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.

"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"

"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."

by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009