Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.
by Jkdeeznuts May 05, 2022
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Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.
"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "
by Willywonnka October 13, 2017
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Monopoliical

1. Having to do with Monopoly (game)

2.Monopoliical evening (game night, not just Monopoly)
3. Monopoliical life (playing Monopoly,or games, all the time)
1. You can use that charm as a monopoliical piece.
2. Invite everyone to my house I feel like having a monopoliical evening!
3. I love playing Monopoly and other games with friends! We share a monopoliical life.
by Cywhea December 11, 2020
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Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.
I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.
by el reverendo timo January 03, 2009
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Fractional Monopoly

Giant companies that own a fraction of a position in many sectors.
Amazon uses its fractional Monopoly to cause Hyperinflation on the U.S. economy as a whole.
by DaeJi January 17, 2022
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Monopoly Instructions

Monopoly Instructions is an absolute nerd. I hate that guy
by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022
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