where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.
boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"
girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."
boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."
boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
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by Sister do January 20, 2025
Get the Montana missionarymug. A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
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by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023
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by milehighmike July 24, 2022
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Get the italian missionarymug. 
The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.
My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.
by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025
Get the Tibetan Missionarymug.