2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

Shot at Love With Andrew Martini

Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.

Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!

by AndrewMartini June 24, 2008

Dirty Martini

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.

“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”

by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023

Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

Martini

Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).

I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!

by Tinarr July 18, 2022

Mouthwash Martini

When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you

Hey do you want a mouthwash martini

by Winner9956 January 17, 2022

Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗

His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!

by Tinarr August 7, 2022