Martin

A Martin is usually a guy with many hidden (and often questionable) desires. Martin loves to collect keys and wishes he lived amongst a tribe of cannibals. Martin talks alot but nobody really listens. He lies about places he has been to and nobody is really sure if his girlfriend actually exists.

Person 1: Martin told me he took his girlfriend to Rome for the weekend.

Person 2: What a liar.

by Lambpie August 16, 2011

Martin

Martin has a little dick and hides in a bush and is trash in fortnite

Martin wants some action but then goes hide

by A guy that no one know August 4, 2018

Martin

A noob at CSGO. Shit at maths, loves weed. He is great lier and man with huge heart. His best friend is his shitty computer that cant run even minecraft perfectly..... Has no life. Loves pizza and BBC.

Look at him, he is complete Martin.

by NIBAbehaindBARS April 8, 2019

Martin

Gayest bitch fag you’ll ever see

That person is such a Martin

by Enbebeb October 29, 2019

Martin

Thomas Roberts is boyfriend

Did you see Martin and Thomas Roberts

by Beemers a fat ass prick April 15, 2020

Martin

The biggest buzzkill ever. He is also known as Buzz Killington.

Person 1: It's so hard!
Person 2: Thats what she said!
Person 3: There aren't any girls here though.
Person 2: You're such a Martin.

by EhpikPhail January 16, 2011

Martin

People who likes to look at good friends have sex while masturbating, rather than having sex himself.

Hey! Don't be a martin sitting there in the corner watching.

by sopelimme November 14, 2011