Loisel

Comes from the line of the biggest pimp daddys around in all of the U.S.
Said to be able to bend a girl over in less than 8 seconds flat.

I'm gonna pull a Loisel on your ass, now get bending bitch.

by Eddie April 8, 2005

loadered

Loadered is the result of the combination of "lite beers" and a chipper or two (a chipper being the East Coast word for butting out a cigarette when it's around half smoked, and saving the rest for later).

Being loadered usually prevents one from watching their hockey highlights that they taped on the VCR, and makes it extremely dangerous to drive their Toyota pick-up truck at top speed on the highway. (Please refer to local laws regarding maximum blood alcohol levels.)

"Holy fuck boys, I'm tellin' ya! I gut reight loadered last night while watchin' the hockey highlights, then skeized on the couch boys."

by Boyer September 29, 2005

loiterati

People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.

As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.

by AllForLight April 25, 2011

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

loie

loie is a amazing person, shes very nice and EXTREMELY good looking ;))))) there the type of people who could watch anime and dream smp all day, there usually found hanging out with a Isabel or getting called a dumbass. there not a simp and there actually really smart they can also be know as a tiny kinky. there very wild and very attractive making all the humans fall in love ;)))))))

damm loie is so funny and amazing

by TINKY_WINKY November 13, 2021

londeka

Londeka is such an inspiration to people she has a heart to give . She wants to live her life etc have fun, but can't because she respect a lot of people . She does not leave from the past

Londeka is very lucky to have positive people around her

by anonymous November 23, 2021

lecture lodestone

NOUN
The one person who, unbeknownst to them, keeps you from failing a subject at university simply by being so beautiful (among myriad 'meh' looking peers) that you happily zombie your way to the lecture just to sit behind them and stare at the back of their perfect head for an hour. lodestone

During that one, magical hour you:

a) Get heart palpitations glimpsing a perfectly sculpted ear...or if super duper lucky,sliver of sideface- ohhHHHhhh yeeeEEEAAAAaahhh!

b)Try to stop breathing so heavily/swallowing so often etc.

c) Absorb bits of lecture during mental intermissions between daydreaming about what their name might be, what their voice might sound like, what you would talk about, whether they'd notice if you touched their hair, if your babies would inherit their hair, what shampoo they use etc.; thus enabling a pass mark- BONUS!

After shadowing a complete stranger all semester, your borderline-obsessive and stalkerliciously-sprung self knows that any possible post-fantasy encounter would go down like this:

Hottie, smiling politely :) after unintentional physical contact:
"oops, sorry"

You, grinning INTENSELY :D ,shitting rainbows red-facedly:
"GOOD THANKS!"

"Hey aren't you half an hour early for this lecture? And don't you usually go to the morning lecture so that you don't have to endure an awkward 5 hour break?"

"I missed the early lecture last week and totes fell in lust with this gorgeous lecture lodestone!"

"OMG! You are totally lecture lusting!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011