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on lohan

explanation in response to why you've taken something that doesn't belong to you
store surveillance officer: excuse me miss, i was watching you from over here and saw you cut the price tag off that backpack you are carrying. i'm afraid you'll have to come with me for questioning regarding this theft.

stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.
by cybermedusa March 4, 2011
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Lohan

Lohan is my best friend I love him so much
Lohan is gay
by Gray is gay February 16, 2022
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lohan

(verb): To steal an object in a blatant manner, and when you're called on the deed, insist that it was a gift. (lohanned, lohanning)
When Vladimir Putin lohanned New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring and then got called on it, he said that the ring was a gift, which is pretty much a textbook case of lohanning.
by Der Gonkulator June 17, 2013
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Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.
"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."
by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012
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Lohan

A sweet little guy who draws colorful little figures and is shorter than majority of his friends
There's Lohan, drawing whatever comes to mind.

It just looks like a rainbow?

That's the point.
by Cloudro July 18, 2023
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Lohan

Lohan took another L by saying that Pendu is better than Pessi
by Lohan Enthusiast October 3, 2021
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Lindsey Lohan drink

Jäger, peach shnaps, coca-cola, Lindsey Lohan drink
by Yourwelcome0 November 17, 2013
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