pinch a loaf

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

by bingobastard March 28, 2009

Loaf of Beans

When canned beans stay in a can shape even after being emptied from the can

When I was dumping the beans out of the can they were a loaf of beans.

by Creztop May 25, 2018

Dirty Loaf

Another word for taking a shit.

Man that was a dirty loaf!

Fuck man your dirty loaf reeks!

by sanchezzZz April 18, 2009

pimp loaf

A legendary secret held by the space-age group, the Battalion. Legend has it that nibbling on the pimp loaf while watching the bountiful eroticism of a longhorn steer is truly the immortal technique.

Battlalion Member: Pimp up the shrimp cup and nibble on the pimp loaf, m'friar!
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?

by jamesjones3 June 7, 2017

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

by Gilchrispy December 18, 2012

dookie loaf

dookie loaf is equivalent to a stack of money or a $1000.

nothings sweeter than opening a dookie loaf bag

by drewbe69 August 18, 2010

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004