Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
by bingobastard March 28, 2009
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by sanchezzZz April 19, 2009
A legendary secret held by the space-age group, the Battalion. Legend has it that nibbling on the pimp loaf while watching the bountiful eroticism of a longhorn steer is truly the immortal technique.
Battlalion Member: Pimp up the shrimp cup and nibble on the pimp loaf, m'friar!
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?
by jamesjones3 June 07, 2017
A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 04, 2004