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Lance Syndrome

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).
Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.
by Eddykid February 24, 2009
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Lance

Has a huge cock.
Lance has a magnum dong.
by SkinnyInch July 21, 2020
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lancelot

Lancelot is the best boyfriend ever. He will love you so much and care for you forever, he is the most awesome guy you could have wished for. He is also such an interesting person and a lovely friend, there are literally no flaws about his existence. Any Lancelot in existence is magnificent, so treasure him and love him as you would for a lil baby.
Ughhh her bf is Lancelot, I so wish he was mine, I also want the best boyfriend everrrr…
by cassimima February 14, 2022
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Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013
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Lancen

Someone who has good intentions, very temperamental but a total sweetheart. Lancen will do anything and everything to make people laugh, he thinks he's hilarious.

Good support person, Lancen is someone who is understanding and supportive and he always tries to make the best of every situation.

Lancen is not always kind to his siblings but at the end of the day loves them more than anything.

Lancen is one of the best people you will ever meet and if you have a Lancen in your life don't let him go.. he's a treasure.
" i was having a bad day today but when I hung out with Lancen I felt better "
by T-Sav April 19, 2018
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Lance

Lance is a character from voltron also know as Gabriela Pagnot.
Lance : I look bootiful just like gabi.

Gabi : see you in hell (in space) bitch.
by KLANCE BIATCH September 25, 2018
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Lance Huber

A fucking insecure retard who is not only a malignant brain tumor, but a whiney bitch who has no self control.
Person A- Nendhehuwhwownw
Person B- You okay?
Person A- Yeah, I just pulled a Lance Huber.
by Jason Swideo June 12, 2019
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