Linux Zealot

Perhaps the most hilarious people I've ever encountered. Known for their hatred of Windoze.

I like Linux, but it's not like I'm a Linux Zealot.

by Blue Ruse August 7, 2006

North Lincoln High School

Where all the snakes, fuck niggas, and hoes go. 99% of the people who go to this school will get in your business, fein off your juul, or will be the whitest people you have ever met. The principal is always up your ass, and will take your juul. A lot of drug dealers have formally attended North Lincoln.

Damn you a bitch, you must go to North Lincoln High School.

by Richardtherat November 16, 2018

Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.

Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*

by Cloud November 19, 2004

gaybraham lincoln

Used in reference to Abraham Lincoln, the sixteenth president of the United States, who dabbled in homosexuality. Early in life he wrote a poem about marrying a boy. Noted relationships with Joshua Fry Speed, including a four year living arrangement by which the two shared a bed. Also, his wife was a dog. She was fugly. Much debate among scholars, but he was gay.

Gaybraham Lincoln was gayer than Perez Hilton.

by Samantha Knows December 26, 2007

linacious

adj. of or relating to Jeremy Lin.
adj. the quality of being a cold-blooded basketball assassin
adj. describing someone who thrives under pressure

The way he stroked that trey was straight up linacious.

by chmwolverine April 8, 2012

Lincoln Park Academy

A school where teachers have affairs with each other and the students fuck in the bathrooms.

“Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”

by yeetusfetus August 9, 2019

Lincoln middle school

Lincoln is so ghetto like you got random ass people closing your lockers when you have em open for a reason! The lockers suck ass they always broke or get jammed and then the 6th graders yooo- they act like the so grown? Like kid sit your muffin sized ass down. The cafeteria... imma just not even say anything because there is no word to describe what the cafeteria is- the food is barley edible, and the salads- it’s like they grabbed a handful of leaves threw it in a plastic container with ranch and bread and called it a “healthy meal” And the people that go there- When I tell you musty I mean mUSTY. There are a few okay kids that mind they own but like whew chile. The only nice “teacher” in that school is Ms Thomas.

Rando boy: my moms sending me to Lincoln middle school
Rando boy 2: Id rather go to burleys....

by YourfuckingDEAD September 29, 2019