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linkedin explosion

When one goes from being a "job seeker" on linkedin to being employed and wanting to show off to all your friends/colleagues through inviting them into your network.

Having minimal information on your profile and "in search of new career opportunity" to having a gratuitous amount of pages of text on a job you haven't even started yet.
Joe just had a linkedin explosion? Suddenly he thinks he's hot shit after landing that gig at BMW, he's adding everyone left and right bro.

Did you hear? Jill recently went from struggling liberal arts graduate to retail at Saks. She had a linkedin explosion and added our entire graduating class to brag about it through status updates.
by Spartan09 December 12, 2009
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Lingery

Pronunciation: Linger-"E".

Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.

Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"
A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"

A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"

A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"
by thuankieu January 21, 2011
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chicken linger

When a 3 piece finger box has been performed and a chicken tender is not successfully removed from the vagina, forgotten about and later discovered by another male suitor.
Naw bro, I don't mind getting chicken lingered. It's kinda cool when I can get some ass and a chicken tender! 3 piece finger box
by Allison's Giant Bush January 26, 2010
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tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape
Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker
by Drake50s January 29, 2018
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donut-licker

A person who demonstrates hatred towards their own country or is unpatriotic.
Ya did you hear what she said, what a donut-licker!
by Sambiase July 26, 2015
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Chode Licker

1. A person who licks chode.

2. An odious, despicable, repugnant, piece of shit person who does not deserve any respect.
3. A crazy motherfucker. aka "Cookoo"
I caught my boyfriend Thomas cheating on me, what a chode licker!

That chode licker thinks we should get back together! WTF?
by YKWIA really?? January 12, 2010
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Rules of Lingerie Shopping

1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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by The Jerkman December 28, 2011
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