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White Lightning

Extremely cheap and potent cider drank by scunners outside establishments such as Spar. Has a definite pronunciation.
Scunner: "We were 'avin a total mad mission of it, drinking White Lightning outside Spar"
by ali April 28, 2004
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throne of lightning

A sexual act. Begin by having sex seated while on the toilet. While engaged in this act take a shit... when you feel yourself about ready to cum pick your partner up off you and force their head down into the toilet, now filled with your shit, expect a violent reaction, and then inject their ass, or vagina, with your load
Heather was fucking pissed when she got the throne of lightning
by Pan Satyr July 4, 2007
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Tokyo Lightning

When one feels the sensation of lightning, then realizes it is a group of tourists taking flash photos.
You: "Whoa, was that lightning? It's not raining."
Your friend: "Yeah, that's weird. Oh wait! Look over there! Those tourists just photographed each other in front of that statue that's covered in pigeon shit! It was Tokyo Lightning!"
by JimmieBigtime January 11, 2008
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nipple lightning

When a woman is having intercourse with a man with a hairy chest and static electricity builds up. As they separate, a shock is given from the woman's nipple to the man's chest.
Allison and Alex were going at it so long that the nipple lightning was more link a thunderstorm.
by tbohner May 31, 2010
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sexy lightning

In the begining of Tiga's albumn, Sexor, he lets us know that Sexy Lightning ALWAYS strikes twice.
by Casey Teeter September 21, 2008
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Lightning bitch

Or lightnin' bitch. Irish expression for a woman who is truly impossible, vile, sniping and otherwise waaay beyond disagreeable.
She left him outside the locked door in the rain for four hours because she wanted to clip her nails then screamed at him because on top of the other groceries, which were drenched, he'd forgotten to bring home the custard powder. What a lightning bitch.
by Fearman February 24, 2008
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Heat Lightning

A violent and deadly thunder strike... about 1 million and 10 times more deadly then a normal lightning. If your alive to see these rare (but constant occurrences in the United States), you more then likely will be dead. Caused from the amazing summers of the lower US states which reach above 400 degrees, the Heat Lighting forms as a giant ball of heat. Following which, the blistering sun turns it into a menacing tornado. This tornado, then forms a lightning bolt. The lightning bolt can reach temperatures of above 1000 degrees, and has been known to melt cars on impact. Once this bolt has formed from the sky and has stuck the ground, it then creates an explosion which ripples through the ground melting cars, people, streets, and houses. Its truly devastating.
Normal Lightning, but much hotter and deadlier. The word Heat Lightning is defined from its much hotter.
by Heathlighting November 29, 2011
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