sick lettuce

beautiful hair, succulent hair.

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jim’s

by fullsender June 7, 2021

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

strong lettuce

It’s weed. That’s it.

I got high off that strong lettuce earlier

by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020

Lettuce Ferrari

High class yoga vegan

That chick is a lettuce Ferrari

by Jenessay July 17, 2020

Foot Lettuce

Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.

This lettuce doesn’t taste so good, I hope it’s not foot lettuce.

by mypawnshop August 4, 2018

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 3, 2017

lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

by CliffM July 6, 2008