lettuce guy

When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice

Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro

by wrorty December 09, 2021

Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow October 23, 2008

Lettuce Ferrari

High class yoga vegan

That chick is a lettuce Ferrari

by Jenessay July 18, 2020

lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

by CliffM July 06, 2008

Foot Lettuce

Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.

This lettuce doesn’t taste so good, I hope it’s not foot lettuce.

by mypawnshop August 04, 2018

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 03, 2017