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2. A young man with a bad nail-biting habit.
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Hey, look, Lebron James is on camera biting his nails again.
Jesus Christ. You think he'd be able to afford a manicurist or something.
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Get the Lebron James mug.Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!
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Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
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Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
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Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
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Get the LeBron James mug.Arguably the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, and Steve Nash. Midway through the 2005-2006 campaign averaging 31.5 points, 7 rebounds, and 6.5 assists per game. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. The Cavaliers have the third best record in the East and are playoff-bound, under King James' reign. He has also recorded 8 triple-doubles and is only 21 years old. Micheal Jordan was still a junior at UNC when he was 21... keep that in mind.
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