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I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

The adult way of saying "Im telling my mom!"
Idiot: I broke your toy
Idiot #2: I'll be speaking to my lawyer!
by Onehighjump February 20, 2017
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Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan
The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking
by D Flawless March 29, 2020
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Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.
The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.
by kingseattle August 18, 2010
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Barrack room lawyer

1) UK: A member of the British army that knows every paragraph, clause and sub clause of the Kings or Queens regulations, a book regulating discipline in the British forces.

2) A person that can get out of trouble by a thourogh knowlege of the rules.
Squady 1: Private Houdini's been charged with insubordination, do you think he will be found guilty?

Squady 2: Nah! He will get away with it again by quoting Queens regulations, he is a true barrack room lawyer.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer.

The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.
Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.

When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?

Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.
by Dagwood Bumstead October 5, 2012
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Lawyer

Someone who studies or practices law, usually a member of the legal profession as either a solicitor or barrister. Very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.

Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
Alistair Vigier is trying to change the legal industry... by making lawyer memes...
by Bella45345 April 3, 2022
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Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law
by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019
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