laser dragon

. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt

wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon

by cool guy523 April 6, 2018

Laser tag

The act of shooting at a silhouette in the fog

Yo man I was playing laser tag last night hit dude right in the chest

by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018

Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.

Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌

by Devil Dude November 21, 2018

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.

laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

laser minigun

sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.

guy 1: bro ur so trash

guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*

guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*

by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021