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laser breath

when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.
Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.
by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010
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Laser Herpes

A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.

It is very painful, and irritating.
That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.
by LuqMawn September 25, 2010
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digitization laser

a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)
Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.
by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004
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buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight
andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back
by chdhf January 4, 2017
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Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.
That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!
by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013
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laser twisty

Person 1: LaSeR tWiStY
Person 2: pEaRl JaM
by Bridar November 10, 2008
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Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin
I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing
by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019
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