Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Mikkel Sebastian Larsen

Mikkel Larsen is a guy known for his penis lenght, biggest penis in the dk

Mikkel Sebastian Larsen

by MikkelLarsen June 24, 2019

Layten

Perverted guy who is aggressive and is a dick

That's so Layten.

by Yoyoyeyo May 14, 2015

larted

(past tense) To bitchslap, reprimand, or to rap someone over the knuckles.

I larted Jim for coming in late the other morning.

by jasonwoody May 31, 2006

Larsen

An ugly boy who hit his head to many times when he was a kid. He lives in California. If u are seing this Larsen I hate you and don’t come back.

I hate you Larsen

by Chris3675 October 14, 2019

Grand Larceny

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Latent Homotextuality

When two people over seventy, of the same sex, learn to text each other.

My grandmother and her friend Phillis are now sending text messages to each other. I guess they are experiencing latent homotextuality.

by Bucksnarly March 18, 2009