A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.
Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.
Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.
by da wicked boi96 September 10, 2018
Get the reboot laramug. The kind of best friends that stick together and have a dope time at all times... kinda like a hotdog, U feel me?
Also both are like really funny but stuckup hoes.... but like in a cool fuckin' way.
Also both are like really funny but stuckup hoes.... but like in a cool fuckin' way.
by chickfile69 June 3, 2018
Get the Lara and Rachellemug. by jeonglassy November 12, 2020
Get the lara and shumug. THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH WHY YOU TOOK ME OFF THE MOTHAFUCKIN SCHEDULE WIT CHO TRIFLIN DIRTY WHITE RACIST ASS BIG FAT BITCH OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH I’M COMIN UP THERE AND I’M GON BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YOU BITCH
Lara Su is a THIS IS FOR RACHEL YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLIN FAT BITCH WHY YOU TOOK ME OFF THE MOTHAFUCKIN SCHEDULE WIT CHO TRIFLIN DIRTY WHITE RACIST ASS BIG FAT BITCH OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH I’M COMIN UP THERE AND I’M GON BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YOU BITCH
by quirky_giraffe November 29, 2021
Get the Lara Sumug. Her best friend is Jamal. She likes to suck your mom's penis and thinks that your dad has titties. The hottest and sexiest dick she has ever sucked is Jamal's. It is long and hard. Your mum has run out of cum because Lara has sucked it. 🤤 Lara can make a very loud and annoying seagull noise.
by Jamal and ur Mom's Penis August 28, 2022
Get the Lara Carvallomug. Michael Lara is a jacked Asian-loving man. Who loves to go to the gym and make ice cream. He also loves to play Rainbow six siege with younger men by the name of: Dustin Rigby, Eli Keeling, Garrett Gonzalez, Keagan aka holoisdiff, and Gavin Speedling.
by Hot Asian Women October 22, 2023
Get the Michael Laramug. You should really be friends with anyone named "Anjelie-Lara". Anjelie-Lara is one of the sweetest people you could ever meet, she cares for you and helps you through your hard times, especially when you really need it. You should really depend on people like her. Anjelie-Lara has a cute accent, but is shy to talk. Bingus btw.
by nora nora nora nora January 28, 2021
Get the anjelie-laramug.