Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts

I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass

by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

ladder face

A small, fourteen year old caucasian female with a recent nosejob who unexpectedley ran her nose into a ladder out of her own stupidity and/or a blank mind.

"Hey Ladder face! Watch out for the ladder in the pool!" *girl falls in pool and hits ladder with nose*

by Super Fermin August 3, 2007

fish ladder

A romantic, but rough style of forplay.

Nolan fish laddered all morning with Chris.

by zacharybronow April 19, 2009

Jelly Ladder

To describe a useless object or person

About as useful as a Jelly ladder........

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Doing A Ladder

the act of doing a line of crack cocaine off of a children's Chutes and Ladder game board

"Man, that party was lit. You should have been there. Found some dude that was doing a ladder in the bathroom."

by hehyoulikeboyd July 6, 2017

Ladder Text

When someone writes you multiple texts , you don’t reply to all, and they get pissed.

You wrote ladder text, I don’t have time to read them all.

by Nub shaker November 19, 2019

ladder-north

The strike pattern used to hit targets with nuclear weapons from over the north pole. Such a strike would hit the southernmost targets first, moving from east to west, then hit the next series of targets to the north from west to east. From overhead the hits would appear to make the rungs of a ladder, giving rise to the name. This kind of strike is used with nuclear munitions to prevent warhead fratricide.

The SIOP calls for a ladder-north against their southern defenses.

by Komitadjie November 11, 2008