One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.
Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me
Also referred to as the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, it is an X/10 rating (where X is a number between 1 and 10 inclusive) is a rather unimaginative and extremely arbitrary scale used to quantify a female's attractiveness, with 1 designated as "very unattractive" and 10 as "really fucking hot". The resultant number is often used a noun, sometimes numerator only.
It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.
"I would rateZoey 8 /10 on the looks ladder."
"Last night, I banged a 7."
A phrase used in Game of Thrones by Littlefinger to underline that he thinks the more chaotic the situation is the easier it is for him to climb the social ladder.