Lego Life

This term is commonly used to describe any shock media which would be caused by an individual named 'Lego'.
It also includes any random content relating to 'Lego'.

Anomaly: *Insert shock media*
Luka: "Haha, Lego Life"
Lego: "Fuck you too Luka"

by LegoIsAFatty April 8, 2023

lagosians

The world's most prestigious class of black people

Lagosians - The people of Lagos, world's fifth most populated city

by Bolu February 1, 2006

Lego Theory

A term to describe the phenomenon of finally finding something when you have given up on it.

An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.

The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.

By believing in the Lego Theory I was able to not only find a girlfriend, but my car keys as well.

by reactor20 September 9, 2016

legologie

Legologie is 'de kunst van je bek houwe!'

Def P: legologie is de kunst van je bek houwe.
Moordgasten: Bek houwe, Je moet je bek houwe... TRUT

by Xesior January 9, 2022

lego

Plastic blocks that open creativity in oneself, but hurt like sticking bamboo shoots in your foot when you step on one.

I stepped on a lego and now I'll be limping on that foot for a week!

by boredonasunday September 1, 2013

Lego car

A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.

Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.

by scribbull January 13, 2008

Lego Back Syndrome

The characterized back pain associated with bending over while building Legos.

James: "We've been building this set for 3 hours, my back is killing me."
Ben: "Sounds like you've got Lego Back Syndrome."

by Sapntickle December 14, 2009