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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020
mugGet the Desmodromic Lawnmowermug.

lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.
by anonymous October 13, 2023
mugGet the lawnmower Man’dmug.

gringo lawnmower

Just waiting on Tony to finish his gringo lawnmower
by Florida Offensive June 3, 2022
mugGet the gringo lawnmowermug.

Lawnmower

A kind of disabled kid that yells and can't control it. The ones in the remote control wheelchairs.
After hearing them do their noise, you'd say "lawnmower boy is coming!" And same thing for girls.
by Man Guy Fork February 8, 2024
mugGet the Lawnmowermug.

lawnmower

The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.
Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower
by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020
mugGet the lawnmowermug.

Lawnmower

One of the special kids in the wheel chair with the controller. They also roar.
"Look! lawnmower girl's coming!"
by Man Guy Fork February 9, 2024
mugGet the Lawnmowermug.

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