Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020

human lawnmower

You are a fucking cow if your called this.

YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.

Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d

by anonymous October 13, 2023

gringo lawnmower

Eats a married Mexican lady from the back

Just waiting on Tony to finish his gringo lawnmower

by Florida Offensive June 3, 2022

Lawnmower

A kind of disabled kid that yells and can't control it. The ones in the remote control wheelchairs.

After hearing them do their noise, you'd say "lawnmower boy is coming!" And same thing for girls.

by Man Guy Fork February 8, 2024

lawnmower

The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.

Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower

by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020

Lawnmower

One of the special kids in the wheel chair with the controller. They also roar.

"Look! lawnmower girl's coming!"

by Man Guy Fork February 9, 2024